Do You Want To See A Person’s Nose Come Clean Off Due To A Samurai Sword And Hot Dog? Of Course You Do.

  WARNING: It’s not pretty and they show what the guy looked like after in the hospital. So get your mind right and let’s dive in. We’re in this together.   Samurai sword and alcohol.. This will end well?https://t.co/fh836PwxMW — Paul C (@HurtsyIvania) June 8, 2020   This one made me almost puke, but I’mContinue reading “Do You Want To See A Person’s Nose Come Clean Off Due To A Samurai Sword And Hot Dog? Of Course You Do.”

Two Fishermen’s Boat Capsizes And Are Somehow Spotted By A Rescue Boat 4 Hours Later

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1263158456602804226?s=20   The ocean is one of the scariest places ever. What’s that stat, that like only 20% of it has been researched or something. That means there is over 2/3 that remains unexplored. We just don’t even know what’s going on under there. Spoiler alert: the ocean is humongous. Which makes it hard toContinue reading “Two Fishermen’s Boat Capsizes And Are Somehow Spotted By A Rescue Boat 4 Hours Later”

Is MaxIsNiceeee The Worst Thing On The Internet Right Now?

  If NBA Players Played Golf 🤣😂🏌️ pic.twitter.com/41GkOSH9TM — Maxisnicee (@maxisnicee) May 12, 2020   Quick answer: yes. Long answer: If The Wooderboys never becomes anything. If I never ever get another pageview, sell another shirt, sell one single solitary ad, make a single fucking dollar from this site, and have to live with myContinue reading “Is MaxIsNiceeee The Worst Thing On The Internet Right Now?”

“I Wonder What’s Inside Your Butthole” Is The Undisputed Bop Of Quarantine

My kid wrote a song called, “I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps. pic.twitter.com/A65m6XeZ2r — Lisa Shmeesa 🦎🦎🦎 (@LisaRieffel) May 2, 2020   Move over Lindsay Lohan’s Back to Me (#2 Quarantine Bop). What’s Inside Your Butthole is making me wonder what’s actually inside my butthole. When you write a song youContinue reading ““I Wonder What’s Inside Your Butthole” Is The Undisputed Bop Of Quarantine”

Drake Just Dropped The Next Viral Tik Tok Dance “Toosie Slide”

  For the old’s like me who don’t understand Tik Tok and how dances get made and who chooses what’s cool and what’s not trust me on this one. You’ll be seeing that Charlie girl doing the “Toosie Slide” dance by Friday at sundown. “Right foot up, left food slide.” “Left foot up, right footContinue reading “Drake Just Dropped The Next Viral Tik Tok Dance “Toosie Slide””

Here’s My Strategy For Dominating The McDonalds Challenge

Somebody offers you $3,500 to finish everything on this tray in 90 minutes. Could/would you do it? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/rCyJipXBkj — Trevor Donovan (@TrevDon) March 29, 2020   So this is everywhere on Twitter right now. Could you finish all that food above in 90 minutes for $3,500. First off, $3,500 is a pretty small rewardContinue reading “Here’s My Strategy For Dominating The McDonalds Challenge”