I know Geoff Schwartz has been out of football for a little bit, but does he not know about Fletcher Cox? The Lord of Liasons? The Expert of Entanglements? The Maestro of the Master Bedroom? Please pray for Geoff Schwartz’s wife. Fletch will fuck your wife, your girlfriend, or your mom. He’ll take on doubleContinue reading “Geoff Schwartz Calls Out Fletcher Cox For His Eli Manning Tweet”
Will it ever change? pic.twitter.com/vTopqrIonR — O.J. Simpson (@TheRealOJ32) May 29, 2020 Hey Blog World, Kyle here reporting that OJ Simpson, hates more than anything in this world, murderer’s who are not held accountable. Hurts his heart. Just can’t live in a world where people aren’t brought to justice for murdering innocent people. GreatContinue reading “Hey Blog World OJ Simpson Is None To Pleased Murderers Aren’t Being Held Accountable”
Introducing the cutest bad take watchdog anyone has ever seen – Eliot Shorr-Barks. He’s going to police the Internet and extinguish bad takes with his piss before they can infiltrate the youth of Philadelphia. Eliot Shorr-Barks is like the Racism Watchdog except instead of hunting for klansmen he’s hunting for takesmen. His pawsContinue reading “Introducing Eliot Shorr-Barks @EliotShorrBarks A Good Boy Watchdog To Police Bad Takes In Philadelphia”
A Karen Goes Berserk at Red Lobster on Mother's Day (YORK, PA) Woman upset that she has to wait 3 hours for food from Red Lobster on Mother’s Day when the restaurant has a reduced staff. pic.twitter.com/gEnZI9vPh3 — iGrowCannabis 🌱 (@ArmoredGoat) May 12, 2020 You know what’s worse than being named KyleContinue reading “It’s Been A Tough Last Year For The Kyle’s And Karen’s In The Meme Department”
Whoever said one person can’t change the world never ate an undercooked bat — Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) April 6, 2020 Good Lord this guy just won the COVID-19 Era of Human Existence. I don’t have anymore to say….
Tiger Sashimi #TigerKing pic.twitter.com/VuQzT3OAvM — O.J. Simpson (@TheRealOJ32) April 1, 2020 Yikes! not a good look for the Juice. We live in odd times, Global Pandemic and now we have a Murderer talking about another Murderer. ( allegedly) I don’t need Carole dropping a law suit on me… Her Husband scares the shit out ofContinue reading “O.J. Needs A PR Guy; And I Think I May Be Qualified”
Somebody offers you $3,500 to finish everything on this tray in 90 minutes. Could/would you do it? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/rCyJipXBkj — Trevor Donovan (@TrevDon) March 29, 2020 So this is everywhere on Twitter right now. Could you finish all that food above in 90 minutes for $3,500. First off, $3,500 is a pretty small rewardContinue reading “Here’s My Strategy For Dominating The McDonalds Challenge”