We Couldn’t Eat Inside For The Last Month, But You Can Eat Outside In One Of Pamela Anderson’s Old Breast Implants

Just a reminder we couldn’t dine indoors for the last month, but we can risk our lives in the middle of a Bella Vista street as cars fly by just to keep a struggling industry afloat. This tailgate porta potty with walls isn’t considered indoors. Why? At least Newt Gingrich’s moon bases keeps us fromContinue reading “We Couldn’t Eat Inside For The Last Month, But You Can Eat Outside In One Of Pamela Anderson’s Old Breast Implants”

Trash Days In South Philly Are A Different Breed

via Reddit via Reddit Looks like Howie and Doug got an upgrade for Christmas and tossed their old one. Listen if you want to move into the Belly of the Beast that is South Philly this is the type of stuff you’re going to be witnessing. Why didn’t they just put the Cock Monster 900Continue reading “Trash Days In South Philly Are A Different Breed”

There’s The Real Life Sopranos “Columbus Day” Episode Going On At Marconi Plaza In South Philly

NOW: #Philadelphia police are in Marconi Plaza where a handful of South Philadelphia residents are standing in front of Columbus statue. At least two men we’ve seen is holding a rifle.@6abc pic.twitter.com/T9vsnTjXxa — George Solis (@GeorgeSolis) June 14, 2020   pic.twitter.com/xnKX0o7Hu6 — Unicorn Riot (@UR_Ninja) June 14, 2020   That was the most flawless slashingContinue reading “There’s The Real Life Sopranos “Columbus Day” Episode Going On At Marconi Plaza In South Philly”

Where Were You When Drumline Elmo Killed Corona In South Philly?

DRUM LINE ELMO JUST PERFORMED IN FRONT OF MY APARTMENT THIS IS THE GREATEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FILM HIM EVER SINCE THE "ELMO AT THE GREAT PHILADELPHIA TRASH FIRE 2018" VIRAL VIDEO THEY ARE LITERALLY CANVASSING EVERY STREET IN SOUTH PHILLY RN pic.twitter.com/d5xHL8AZil — hate5six (@hate5six) April 19,Continue reading “Where Were You When Drumline Elmo Killed Corona In South Philly?”