Will Matisse Thybulle Score 5 points Tonight!

On Tuesdays 119-111 win over the Sacramento Kings Matisse Thybulle had 0 points in 22 minutes of game action. In 20/25 games this year Thybulle has failed to reach the 5 point mark this season and a twitter account has started to notice. Introducing Did Matisse Thybulle Score 5 Points twitter account aka @Didover5 ThisContinue reading “Will Matisse Thybulle Score 5 points Tonight!”

A Tobias Harris Apology Letter

What a team! What a game we just witnessed. That right there was great fucking basketball. That was as much as a playoff atmosphere as you could have in a meaningless regular season game. Tobias Harris I am will be the first to apologize for anything any Sixers fan has said bad about you. YouContinue reading “A Tobias Harris Apology Letter”

Why Is Adam Silver Not Investigating The Nets For Lying About Kyrie Irving Going AWOL to Get James Harden?

So Adam Silver and the NBA are going to just sit on their hands as Kyrie Irving goes AWOL with no explanation? Endangering the lives of millions and integrity of the league as he prances around the club MASKLESS for his sister’s birthday? Kind of funny how Houston wouldn’t budge on a trade unless itContinue reading “Why Is Adam Silver Not Investigating The Nets For Lying About Kyrie Irving Going AWOL to Get James Harden?”

Danny Green Told A Hawks Fan Who Chirped Him To Kiss The Ring

We’re in a damn pandemic and Danny Green still can’t get away from the chirps. I absolutely love this fan. It doesn’t matter disease is running wild, no one knows if the country actually has a leader for the next 9 days, and the NBA is on the brink of shutting down. This guy cameContinue reading “Danny Green Told A Hawks Fan Who Chirped Him To Kiss The Ring”

Just Want To Thank Mike Muscala For Bringing Us Tyrese Maxey

Without former Sixer Mike Muscala and that game winner in the bubble last year the Sixers don’t get the 21st pick and we don’t have this 39 point performance on Saturday by future Hall of Famer Tyrese Maxey…IN HIS FIRST START. Imagine letting this guy fall to #21! Couldn’t be Daryl Morey! Not to mentionContinue reading “Just Want To Thank Mike Muscala For Bringing Us Tyrese Maxey”

How Big Will The Daryl Morey Statue Be?

He’s gotten rid of bloated contracts, he’s reworked the lineup to surround his two best players with shooters, he’s about to land a top 5 player in the league without giving up a franchise cornerstone, and now he’s giving it back to the trolls in the media. There’s nothing this guy can’t do. So whenContinue reading “How Big Will The Daryl Morey Statue Be?”

Do You Even Talk To Your Family Anymore If They Get You An Al Horford Sixers Jersey For Christmas?

I don’t care if this guy’s family is heirs apparent to the entire Tastykake fortune. Demand yourself be written out of the will because if your family can’t take two seconds to Google Al Horford then you can’t trust the future business dealings of the Tastykake brand to even have a fortune for you toContinue reading “Do You Even Talk To Your Family Anymore If They Get You An Al Horford Sixers Jersey For Christmas?”

The Sixers Pre-Game Hype Video Might Make Up For the Boathouse Row Jerseys

I’ve just been giggling with nervous laughter muttering “more” “more” “more” as I watch it over and over. I mean it. I think this video makes up for the Boathouse Row jerseys and now I’m thinking about excusing them for last season. I mean it was a bubble for god’s sake! People were away fromContinue reading “The Sixers Pre-Game Hype Video Might Make Up For the Boathouse Row Jerseys”

Alan Horwitz, The Sixers 6th Man, Donated To Every Angelos Employee After They Shut Down Due To A Fire

Damn what an absolutely amazing gesture by Alan Horwitz to save the day. Three days before Christmas and the Angelos crew is going to be able to enjoy the holidays with their families instead of stressing over how they’ll pay the bills. If you follow Angelos on Instagram you know how awesome Danny, Jared, andContinue reading “Alan Horwitz, The Sixers 6th Man, Donated To Every Angelos Employee After They Shut Down Due To A Fire”

The Boldest Sixers Predictions In Philadelphia

People need to capitalize on making bold predictions more. No one’s doing that type of content! Since that’s the case I’m bringing it back. You can’t fucking make it in this city if you’re not fucking bold! These are 100% Grade A Serious predictions that you cannot hold me accountable for at the end ofContinue reading “The Boldest Sixers Predictions In Philadelphia”