We Couldn’t Eat Inside For The Last Month, But You Can Eat Outside In One Of Pamela Anderson’s Old Breast Implants

Just a reminder we couldn’t dine indoors for the last month, but we can risk our lives in the middle of a Bella Vista street as cars fly by just to keep a struggling industry afloat. This tailgate porta potty with walls isn’t considered indoors. Why? At least Newt Gingrich’s moon bases keeps us fromContinue reading “We Couldn’t Eat Inside For The Last Month, But You Can Eat Outside In One Of Pamela Anderson’s Old Breast Implants”

Eagles Super Bowl Parade? Or Philly Putting An Absolute Beatdown On Racism?

The crowd in Philly is…unfathomable? I can’t even guess. Unbelievable. pic.twitter.com/02ZIcyTXW5 — Bradford Pearson (@BradfordPearson) June 6, 2020 Largest crowd of people I’ve seen at a #Philly demonstration since it started last week. Crowd stretches from Art Museum to the Oval to the Parkway and still growing. Size is comparable to all the concerts andContinue reading “Eagles Super Bowl Parade? Or Philly Putting An Absolute Beatdown On Racism?”

Since Everyone Is Bombing ATMs In Philly It’s Necessary To Give A Brief History On Bomb ATM

Peaceful Protest: 24-Year-Old Philly Looter Killed While Trying to Blow Up ATM. : 24-year-old man dies in attempted ATM explosion: Police now tell us a 24-year-old man is dead after trying to blow up an ATM machine at Second and Susquehanna in Philadelphia.2 Jun 2020. pic.twitter.com/8Gem9Lz0C9 — World News 24 (@DailyWorld24) June 2, 2020  Continue reading “Since Everyone Is Bombing ATMs In Philly It’s Necessary To Give A Brief History On Bomb ATM”

This Video Of Cops In Philly Shooting Tear Gas Into Trapped Protestors Like They’re Pigs Off To Slaughter Is Bullshit

Vine St. Expressway, Philly.THEY ARE LITERALLY TRAPPED. pic.twitter.com/1uV8ydoXF4 — RC (@bbcease) June 1, 2020 A protestor just sent me this video, depicting the chaos and panic as people were trapped behind fences yet police continued to throw tear gas at them. I was in the middle of this crowd. I can confirm it was genuinelyContinue reading “This Video Of Cops In Philly Shooting Tear Gas Into Trapped Protestors Like They’re Pigs Off To Slaughter Is Bullshit”

Batman Has Shown Up To The George Floyd Protests In Philly

This guy has been waiting all quarantine to have a reason to whip this out pic.twitter.com/zwvuyqWaHR — Kyle (@KyleWooderboys) May 30, 2020   This had to be a last ditch effort by the Philly police after they had their backs up against the wall with protestors. Call in Batman to restore peace. Ballsy by theContinue reading “Batman Has Shown Up To The George Floyd Protests In Philly”

R.I.P To Mad River In Manayunk Which Closed Today Due To Corona

    Rest easy sweet prince. Listen Mad River I didn’t have many good memories in you. I remember one time we couldn’t get in because my friend was wearing Tims in the middle of December. We went the week before and it was a warzone of people puking everywhere and fights, but Tims wasContinue reading “R.I.P To Mad River In Manayunk Which Closed Today Due To Corona”

Fingers Crossed I’m Going To Be Accepted To This Post-Pandemic Orgy In Philly

  Nothing better than to have something to look forward to once the pandemic is over.  Some people are planning trips, others just want to go to bars,  and some are trying to make up for all the fucking they missed out on during the lockdown. Refreshments provided? Say less. Craig Lester is about toContinue reading “Fingers Crossed I’m Going To Be Accepted To This Post-Pandemic Orgy In Philly”

It’s About Time The South Jersey Accent Was Added To The List Of Romance Languages

trapped in the quarantine with your south jersey boyfriend pic.twitter.com/ecwjeSuxts — dom nero (@dominicknero) May 13, 2020   Hearing the beautiful pronunciation of “Wooder” from someone other than your mom for the first time in 10 weeks.     It’s time this video goes full viral and the South Jersey/Northeast Philly dialect is given theContinue reading “It’s About Time The South Jersey Accent Was Added To The List Of Romance Languages”

NBCSports Philly Ruined Mount Rushmores For The Rest Of Eternity

    What the fuck is going on here NBCSports Philly? Whoever put this graphic together should have to answer for this immediately right before the Coronavirus briefings the mayor does everyday, if we’re still doing them. Get the sign language lady up there too with her. I want the hearing impaired to hear theContinue reading “NBCSports Philly Ruined Mount Rushmores For The Rest Of Eternity”