We Couldn’t Eat Inside For The Last Month, But You Can Eat Outside In One Of Pamela Anderson’s Old Breast Implants

Just a reminder we couldn’t dine indoors for the last month, but we can risk our lives in the middle of a Bella Vista street as cars fly by just to keep a struggling industry afloat. This tailgate porta potty with walls isn’t considered indoors. Why? At least Newt Gingrich’s moon bases keeps us fromContinue reading “We Couldn’t Eat Inside For The Last Month, But You Can Eat Outside In One Of Pamela Anderson’s Old Breast Implants”

Fuck Jim Kenney

Philadelphia is extending its COVID-19 restrictions through the middle of January as city officials are concerned with a spike in cases following the holidays. Health Commissioner Dr. Thomas Farley said Tuesday restrictions for the riskiest businesses, like indoor dining and casinos, will now last through Jan. 15. The riskiest settings include: Indoor dining, Indoor gatheringsContinue reading “Fuck Jim Kenney”

Someone’s Heart In Philly Can Be Yours For As Little As $500

Jesus dude I know we’re in a pandemic and emotions are at an all time high but turn the Machine Gun Kelly and Juice Wrld off for a second. When I’m in a funk you know what I like to play? September by Earth, Wind, & Fire. Try to not smile when that first hornContinue reading “Someone’s Heart In Philly Can Be Yours For As Little As $500”

The Philadelphia Flower Show Can’t Be Killed

Oh so you thought you could get out of the flower show with the wife or girlfriend this year because of COVID? You know why that’s not the case? Cause fuck you that’s why. The Real Housewives of the Delaware Valley weren’t ever going to cancel their Super Bowl. You’re lucky you got a breakContinue reading “The Philadelphia Flower Show Can’t Be Killed”

There’s The Real Life Sopranos “Columbus Day” Episode Going On At Marconi Plaza In South Philly

NOW: #Philadelphia police are in Marconi Plaza where a handful of South Philadelphia residents are standing in front of Columbus statue. At least two men we’ve seen is holding a rifle.@6abc pic.twitter.com/T9vsnTjXxa — George Solis (@GeorgeSolis) June 14, 2020   pic.twitter.com/xnKX0o7Hu6 — Unicorn Riot (@UR_Ninja) June 14, 2020   That was the most flawless slashingContinue reading “There’s The Real Life Sopranos “Columbus Day” Episode Going On At Marconi Plaza In South Philly”

NBA Highlight of the Day! Joel Embiid Skies through the Lane with a Majestic Windmill

We’re back with another NBA highlight of the day. Until the NBA’s official return, I will be posting a breathtaking NBA highlight from the past. Today’s highlight is by Joel “The Process” Embiid When I say the Wells Fargo Center was shaking. I really thought after this play we had the Toronto Raptors right whereContinue reading “NBA Highlight of the Day! Joel Embiid Skies through the Lane with a Majestic Windmill”

Elon Musk Is Going To Build A Hyperloop To Take Fans To Raiders Games In Las Vegas

SOURCE – Elon Musk currently is installing an underground people mover in Las Vegas. By next year, it could be moving people to and from Raiders games. Via Mick Akers of the Las Vegas Review-Journal, the system could link Allegiant Stadium to the Las Vegas Convention Center. “Las Vegas has always been a town built off innovationContinue reading “Elon Musk Is Going To Build A Hyperloop To Take Fans To Raiders Games In Las Vegas”

NBA Highlight of the Day! Happy 45th Birthday to Allen Iverson

We’re back with another NBA highlight of the day. Until the NBA’s official return, I will be posting a breathtaking NBA highlight from the past. Today’s highlight is by A 6FT GUARD FROM GEORGETOWN! The Answer was everything you wanted in a Philly athlete. Undersized, tough, and when he stepped onto the court he thoughtContinue reading “NBA Highlight of the Day! Happy 45th Birthday to Allen Iverson”

Eagles Super Bowl Parade? Or Philly Putting An Absolute Beatdown On Racism?

The crowd in Philly is…unfathomable? I can’t even guess. Unbelievable. pic.twitter.com/02ZIcyTXW5 — Bradford Pearson (@BradfordPearson) June 6, 2020 Largest crowd of people I’ve seen at a #Philly demonstration since it started last week. Crowd stretches from Art Museum to the Oval to the Parkway and still growing. Size is comparable to all the concerts andContinue reading “Eagles Super Bowl Parade? Or Philly Putting An Absolute Beatdown On Racism?”

Welp Now I Have To Give Up My Local Hoagie Shop Because The Owner’s A Racist

So this Josh guy owns a couple of Lee’s Hoagies around the city, but the Temple location was my go to. The Cheltenham with extra capicola, Italian meats, seasonings, provolone, mayo, oil, and hot peppers could go toe to toe with any hoagie in the country. Nothing like putting in an 11am order for aContinue reading “Welp Now I Have To Give Up My Local Hoagie Shop Because The Owner’s A Racist”