The Winter Of Our Carson Wentz

EDITORS NOTE: Holy shit this blog was awesome from one of our listeners Ben. The perspective of Carson’s short career here was on full display how quickly things can change. Kinda nice to put down the pitchfork for a second and read something from someone who has a realistic perspective of fandom and the businessContinue reading “The Winter Of Our Carson Wentz”

The Athletic’s Zach Berman Thinks Jalen Hurts Should Be On The Trading Block If Carson Wentz Wins The Starter Job

Zach Berman joined The Wooderboys Podcast [Spotify] [Apple] [Everywhere Else] to talk about the Eagles, coaching & QB situation and more. Listen if you’re not going to listen to Gary or I at least listen to Zach Berman. Look at that background like he’s about to break the biggest news of his life on theContinue reading “The Athletic’s Zach Berman Thinks Jalen Hurts Should Be On The Trading Block If Carson Wentz Wins The Starter Job”

Josh McDaniels Owes The Eagles A Super Bowl So He’s My Pick For Next Coach

Plain and simple if Josh McDaniels doesn’t re-neg on his offer from the Colts the Eagles win back to back Super Bowls and maybe we’re not in the middle of this current mess. Let’s be honest we’re probably still in this mess. But if Josh McDaniels wants to apologize to the entire city of PhiladelphiaContinue reading “Josh McDaniels Owes The Eagles A Super Bowl So He’s My Pick For Next Coach”

Howie Roseman Having A Life Sized Fathead of Carson Wentz in His Office Is Interesting

Do you think Howie comes into his office everyday and says “Hey, Carson!” or “How we doing today Fletch?” Cause I’d 100% believe that. This is fucking weird. I don’t even think I’m blowing this out of proportion how weird this is. I mean Howie ends dude’s dreams of playing in the NFL while CarsonContinue reading “Howie Roseman Having A Life Sized Fathead of Carson Wentz in His Office Is Interesting”

Howie Roseman Wasn’t Only Bad At Evaluating Player Talent, He Wanted to Fire Frank Reich In 2016

Feel free to press play before reading: Or this one if you’re on a mobile phone The great thing about an ugly high profile divorce is you get all the shit slinging imaginable from anonymous sources on both sides. Remember Alec Baldwin used to be a family man until a voicemail mysteriously “leaked” during divorceContinue reading “Howie Roseman Wasn’t Only Bad At Evaluating Player Talent, He Wanted to Fire Frank Reich In 2016”

Doug Pederson: Gone. Howie Roseman: Here. Eagles: Fucked.

Yesterday, not even three full years removed from the franchise’s first Super Bowl Championship, the Eagles parted ways with Doug Pederson. I have been an advocate for this move since the end of the regular season, but Doug’s departure alone, in the absence of any changes to the front office, is absolutely fucking catastrophic andContinue reading “Doug Pederson: Gone. Howie Roseman: Here. Eagles: Fucked.”

Jeff Skversky Should Have To Hand In His Credential For This Report On Howie Roseman Drafting Justin Jefferson

Do you think we’re stupid Jeff? Do you laugh at the Eagles fanbase and think we are just a giant joke to you? Simpleton’s that are distracted by Jalen Hurts stat lines and a couple of fire emojis in a tweet? You do. Don’t you you motherfucker. Have some respect for yourself! The fact youContinue reading “Jeff Skversky Should Have To Hand In His Credential For This Report On Howie Roseman Drafting Justin Jefferson”

I Listened To The Jeffrey Lurie Press Conference And All I Got Was Nate Sudfeld Is The Best QB On the Roster

There aren’t a lot of people in Philadelphia winning today, but don’t tell that to Nate Sudfeld! If your his agent you clip this immediately and send it to every GM in the league letting them know your boy has the best completion% ever in their first start and has a better deep ball thanContinue reading “I Listened To The Jeffrey Lurie Press Conference And All I Got Was Nate Sudfeld Is The Best QB On the Roster”

Jeffrey Lurie Whacked Doug Pederson

What an all time screw job by Jeffrey Lurie and Howie Roseman! Tell Doug Pederson his job is safe. Tell Doug Pederson to tank the Week 17 game. Fire Doug Pederson two weeks later. I mean this was an all time backroom shaking hands with the five families and getting the approval to whack Doug.Continue reading “Jeffrey Lurie Whacked Doug Pederson”

Does Doug Pederson Come Back Alive From The Fishing Trip In Florida Today?

Is Doug Pederson going to end up like Big Pussy or make it off the boat like Paulie Walnuts? That’ll be decided today. If the meeting doesn’t go well I expect Jeffrey Lurie to put a speargun right between Doug’s shoulders when he turns his back and throw him into the Gulf of Mexico. ImagineContinue reading “Does Doug Pederson Come Back Alive From The Fishing Trip In Florida Today?”