There Was An Annual Go Topless Weekend In Texas And There Wasn’t One Person There I’d Want To See Topless

  https://twitter.com/maria_rendon97/status/1262389337506881536?s=20   Supposedly going topless was supposed to be for Jeeps, but the point still stands. I’m hoping everyone in that video stayed fully clothed for the duration of the weekend. Especially our first fighter Woo Pig Sooie.   “Been corntine! I need to git out party WOOOOOOOOOO!” There’s no doubt Chelsea was snoringContinue reading “There Was An Annual Go Topless Weekend In Texas And There Wasn’t One Person There I’d Want To See Topless”

BREAKING: We’ve Got A Cow In The Pool!

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1251729787481096192?s=20   Cow in the pool! COW IN THE POOL! What an absurd video. I’ll tell you one thing I did not know cows could swim. If anything this makes a lot of sense why 100s would die while forging the river. That cow could’ve used swimmies. They don’t strike me as friends of water.Continue reading “BREAKING: We’ve Got A Cow In The Pool!”

I’m Mad At Myself For Believing That Jay Glazer Was Actually Going To Break Big News

Breaking news from @JayGlazer: Los Angeles Rams C Brian Allen is first NFL player to test positive for Covid-19. pic.twitter.com/pkGeD2GHJ2 — FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX) April 16, 2020 Breaking: First active NFL player to test positive for the corona virus, Rams C Brian Allen, told (cont) https://t.co/SPiLYNcyVC — Jay Glazer (@JayGlazer) April 16, 2020  Continue reading “I’m Mad At Myself For Believing That Jay Glazer Was Actually Going To Break Big News”

I Have Some Guesses For The Jay Glazer Breaking News Tonight At 8pm

Here's the exact quote from @jayglazer for his news tomorrow on Fox Football Now: "It will be very big breaking news. I can't say it yet. I'm telling you I'm breaking big news. Legit big breaking national news tomorrow on the show. It's not news to make fun of." — Jason Smith (@howaboutafresca) April 15,Continue reading “I Have Some Guesses For The Jay Glazer Breaking News Tonight At 8pm”

Don’t Tell This Woman She’s Not Allowed At Church Because Of Coronavirus

Boomers somehow managed to look worse than Gen Z on Spring Break pic.twitter.com/qndg0LB9p9 — Kyle (@SonOfUhGunn) April 4, 2020   Listen you feel a different type of way when you get out of Church after the priest just delivered an electric Homily in the thick of the Corona. Add in the fact the Blood ofContinue reading “Don’t Tell This Woman She’s Not Allowed At Church Because Of Coronavirus”