The Sixers Get James Harden!

This is a blog from NBA alternate reality. I spent the last hour writing this from the prose of the Sixers getting Harden. Inception Blog! WHAT A WAY TO WELCOME BACK INDOOR DINING! That sound you hear is every stripper in the area lacing up their boots, putting on their hard hat, and grabbing theirContinue reading “The Sixers Get James Harden!”

71. 3 Scenarios for the Eagles Before the Draft & Things You’ll Never See Again After 2020

Gary & Kyle talk about the three things the Eagles need to do before the draft, how disappointed we’d be if they ran it back with the same organization in 2021, & focusing on 2022. PJ joins the show to talk about the Sixers and would you sacrifice elite defense for elite offense. We finishContinue reading “71. 3 Scenarios for the Eagles Before the Draft & Things You’ll Never See Again After 2020”

The Sixers Pre-Game Hype Video Might Make Up For the Boathouse Row Jerseys

I’ve just been giggling with nervous laughter muttering “more” “more” “more” as I watch it over and over. I mean it. I think this video makes up for the Boathouse Row jerseys and now I’m thinking about excusing them for last season. I mean it was a bubble for god’s sake! People were away fromContinue reading “The Sixers Pre-Game Hype Video Might Make Up For the Boathouse Row Jerseys”

70. The Boldest 76ers Takes, Future Bets, and Investing in Planet Fitness Stock

Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Subscribe on Spotify Subscribe Everywhere Else Gary, Kyle, & PJ discuss the Sixers new additions, our favorite futures bets, Gary’s hate for basketball because it’s not hockey, and James Harden. Segments include Drip or Drown & Gary Parents discussing St. Joes Hawk, Charlie Woods, changing diapers, and investing in Planet FitnessContinue reading “70. The Boldest 76ers Takes, Future Bets, and Investing in Planet Fitness Stock”

Answering The Most Important Questions Surrounding The 76ers

122 days ago on August 23rd, 2020 The 76ers were embarrassed on the a national stage as they were the first team eliminated from the playoffs after a 110-106 game 4 loss to the rival Boston Celtics. Fast forward to today and the Sixers open up their 2020-2021 season at home vs the Washington Wizards.Continue reading “Answering The Most Important Questions Surrounding The 76ers”

Daryl Morey: One Of Us

There it is! The first one of the year always feels like Christmas came early! Who cares corona cases are higher than EDP445’s blood pressure. Blow those nose germs all over the place Ben because it’s time to get the season started after a complete overhaul in three short months. I’ll tell you something… IContinue reading “Daryl Morey: One Of Us”

James Harden To Philly Is Basically Done

I’m reading the tea leaves and the tea leaves are saying James Harden is fucking coming to Philadelphia. Now we probably have to part with Ben Simmons. Or do we? Daryl Morey traded a first rounder to the Thunder in the year 2025! We might not even be a planet by 2025. Basketball could beContinue reading “James Harden To Philly Is Basically Done”

Where do the Sixers go from here? The Resurgence Part 2: Building a Big 3

In the first part of this series, I detailed who would be the best next head coach for the Philadelphia 76ers which you can check out here. Now it is time to figure out how to get another legit all-star to pair with Ben Simmons and Joel Embiid. I will give the 76ers credit it hasn’tContinue reading “Where do the Sixers go from here? The Resurgence Part 2: Building a Big 3”

Joel Embiid Was Riding Dirty For The Last Year Even Giving Tobias Harris A Ride Home After The Playoffs Last Year

  Tobias talking about Embiid driving @7:45.       This is the edge we need in our Philly athletes. You think the ’93 Phillies gave a fuck about the law on their way to the World Series? Imagine how many times John Kruk, Dutch, or Lenny would’ve gotten popped in 2020. 20? 30 timesContinue reading “Joel Embiid Was Riding Dirty For The Last Year Even Giving Tobias Harris A Ride Home After The Playoffs Last Year”

The Night Ben Simmons Injured Himself In Milwaukee He “Was Vomiting He Was In So Much Pain” According To Brett Brown

discussing Simmons’ current health, Brown refers to his level of pain in Milwaukee “that was as disturbing a memory of a player as I can think of.” Says that Ben was vomiting he was in so much pain (???) — Kyle Neubeck (@KyleNeubeck) May 15, 2020     Let’s goooOOOOoooo! The crackpot team of SixersContinue reading “The Night Ben Simmons Injured Himself In Milwaukee He “Was Vomiting He Was In So Much Pain” According To Brett Brown”