Carson Wentz has Betrayed My Trust Unlike Any Other Human

In Week 3 of the 2016 NFL season, Carson Wentz and the 2-0 Eagles defeated the 2-0 Pittsburgh Steelers. Having been in the seats my family has held since the birds played at Franklin Field, I had seen enough. I was all in on Carson Wentz. At this point in my life, I had onlyContinue reading “Carson Wentz has Betrayed My Trust Unlike Any Other Human”

Lincoln Riley Should be the Next Eagles Head Coach

With yesterday’s news that the Doug Pederson and the Eagles will be parting ways, Howie Roseman will be tasked with finding a head coach to lead the team through what promises to be a rather painful rebuild. Whoever takes this gig is going to be in dire straights. The roster is old, overpaid, bad, andContinue reading “Lincoln Riley Should be the Next Eagles Head Coach”

Doug Pederson: Gone. Howie Roseman: Here. Eagles: Fucked.

Yesterday, not even three full years removed from the franchise’s first Super Bowl Championship, the Eagles parted ways with Doug Pederson. I have been an advocate for this move since the end of the regular season, but Doug’s departure alone, in the absence of any changes to the front office, is absolutely fucking catastrophic andContinue reading “Doug Pederson: Gone. Howie Roseman: Here. Eagles: Fucked.”

Eagles Execute Tank to Perfection, Fall to WFT 20-14

In what was truly one of the funniest games of NFL football I’ve ever watched, the Eagles, in the final game of their god forsaken season, secured the sixth overall pick and kept the Giants out of the playoffs. Despite the Football Team’s best efforts to surrender the division, Doug Pederson and his team wiselyContinue reading “Eagles Execute Tank to Perfection, Fall to WFT 20-14”

Eagles lose to Dallas 37-17, Season Comes to a Merciful Conclusion

Good God, that sucked. After jumping out to a 14-3 first quarter lead the Eagles were outscored 34-3 by their biggest rival to ultimately end their 2020 campaign. This team sucked all year and had no chance of making any real noise in the playoffs but to see Dallas knock us out like that isContinue reading “Eagles lose to Dallas 37-17, Season Comes to a Merciful Conclusion”

Doug Pederson Can’t Be Trusted to Develop Jalen Hurts

Until the Eagles made the long overdue decision to put Jalen Hurts on the field and Carson Wentz on the bench, Philly fans, and seemingly Jeffrey Lurie, were getting ready to close the book on Doug Pederson’s Eagles tenure. Throughout the season he had shown an unwillingness to adapt to circumstances, a stubbornness in hisContinue reading “Doug Pederson Can’t Be Trusted to Develop Jalen Hurts”

How Did We Get To The Jalen Hurts Era?

For the purpose of this discussion I’m going to ignore the context that has put the Eagles in this dire situation. I will ignore the countless mistakes and poor decisions from this group of downright bozos that placed Carson Wentz’s ass firmly on the bench. Of course, Carson himself isn’t blameless for that either. It’sContinue reading “How Did We Get To The Jalen Hurts Era?”

Eagles vs. Packers: The Little Things Continue to Add Up

After the Eagles fourth straight, albeit unsurprising loss to the Packers on Sunday, the thing that keeps standing out for me isn’t the juice rookie Jalen Hurts brought to the offense. It isn’t the heart the defense played with or the continued lack of pocket presence from Carson Wentz. Every single week, this coaching staffContinue reading “Eagles vs. Packers: The Little Things Continue to Add Up”