GOOD. GREAT. GRAND. Carson Wentz Needs Time To Mull Over His Future

SOURCE – A person familiar with the situation told The Associated Press on Tuesday Carson Wentz needs time away to think about his future with the Philadelphia Eagles and is hopeful it won’t end in a divorce.

Wentz was benched for the final four games of the worst season of his five-year career and was inactive Sunday in a loss to Washington. He hasn’t spoken to reporters since Dec. 6.

Wentz also hasn’t discussed his future with team officials yet, according to the person who spoke to the AP on condition of anonymity because it’s a private matter. The person said those conversations will take place when the time is right.

No Carson go ahead. Take some time off. Go massacre a flock of geese or put a bullet through a herd of deer. We’ll just hangout in our apartments isolated, alone, scared of the this disease ravaging the nation you can’t see. The fate of the salary cap of the franchise held in your calloused North Dakotan hands like a 12 Gauge. The future of the organization rests in cell F6 labeled “Dead Cap” in a balance sheet on Howie Roseman’s computer. Ready to be changed from the color black to red with two swift clicks of the mouse. But take your time. Go raise your little girl. Play with your golden retrievers. Fire off that dad joke you’ve been practicing in the mirror. Grow a neck beard. Crush a couple IPAs with the boys while Lonely Boy by the Black Keys plays on Spotify pounding out of the Bose sound speakers in the man cave log cabin you built in the backyard with your riches. Read some scripture. Might I suggest Psalm 94:19 in the Old King James Bible if you do intend to leave?

“For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs.”

Think about cutting the check Carson. Give the money back. Live a pious life like Jesus intended. What’s $20 million for a life full of riches in spirituality. Write it off as a donation to the church or something and let the Eagles do some backroom dealings from there. You’re good for another $100 million deal. I know the Eagles fucked up giving you that money, but at the time it felt right. Don’t you want to forgive the Eagles like Jesus forgave Judas? You were our only begotten son…unfortunately you’re ending up more like Abraham’s kid instead of the Chosen One…but be the sacrificial lamb for the common good. The good of the people of Philadelphia. Money is the root of all evil, Carson and plus annulments are a real bitch. Keep your dick Carson. Instead cut the check.

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