Philly Voice – The Philadelphia Eagles have clinched last place in the NFC East, and as such, they’ll have a last place schedule in 2021. Their 2021 opponents are already known, though the order in which they play them will be determined this offseason.
Eagles 2021 home games
- Dallas Cowboys
- New York Giants
- Washington Football Team
- New Orleans Saints
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers
- Kansas City Chiefs
- Los Angeles Chargers
- San Francisco 49ers
Eagles 2021 road games
- Dallas Cowboys
- New York Giants
- Washington Football Team
- Atlanta Falcons
- Carolina Panthers
- Las Vegas Raiders
- Denver Broncos
- Detroit Lions
Early observations of the Eagles schedule: Prepare to be bent over at home next year. Patrick Mahomes, Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Justin Herbert, and Carson Wentz(????) that’s not pleasant. Big Red makes his second return to Philly since 2012. Julio Jones has already circled his matchup with plans to murder the Eagles secondary for the 100th time. But most importantly – Vegas isn’t ready for the entire Delaware Valley to be inside it.
Is the NFL sure it wants to do this? There are going to be so many Celtic crosses tatted on the shoulder and Notre Dame calf tattoos to go along with the finest pair of cargo shorts and gold cross chains in the Caesars Palace pool. They’re going to need to pour hundreds of gallons of the tetanus vaccine into the shallow end once Eagles fans get out of there. Dealers at the Bellagio are shaking in their boots. They’re not built like the graveyard shift at the Sugarhouse on a Tuesday. Imagine trying to deal with the level of pent up rage some dude from Marlton is going to reveal after losing a hand of blackjack as he stayed at 18 while the dealer was showing Jack/3. You think London was dominated by Eagles fans? Spirit Airlines doesn’t fly trans-Atlantic.
Mix this with the vice paradise of Sin City where rules are only asked to be considered not followed and this is going to be the Devil’s Playground all weekend. Is the Black Hole traveling to Raiders games because we could get knife fight better than the Sharks vs. Jets. Gorilla Rilla and Dr. Death vs. some guys named Donnie and Mikey from Frankford. Loser Leaves Town Match.
I mean would you be surprised some firefighter from Ridley got blackout drunk, climbed the torch, and tried to extinguish the Al Davis flame? Me neither. Wouldn’t be the first time a bunch of rebels infiltrated the Death Star (I’ve never seen Star Wars literally did research for that joke. Carryon.)
Four on Three Handicap match on the undercard leading up to the game. Who you got?
