We’re sharks. Not like Great White’s, but like those cool sharks that don’t murder innocent people. You know, like Whale Sharks, the one’s that have a mouth like your old ass grandfather when he takes his dentures out. That doesn’t mean we bring you picks that we don’t believe in. Instead of analysis this is all based on gut instinct and homerism. Just the way gambling was intended.
After everyday standings will be held on which one of us is making or losing you the most money.
Standings as of 8/23:
Nonetheless here are the picks for today August 24th, 2020
Gary: BUCKS -1115
They fucked me over when I bet on them -5000. My units are already awful no way they fuck me over again hammer this line.
Kyle: Flyers ML -115
The bandwagon is getting a little lighter tonight. If you didn’t know Gary is an Islanders fan. We don’t need a fan from a piss poor organization that holds onto the past anyway. The flyers are buzzing right now! Kevin Hayes is finally righting the ship, Provorov is an offensive genius and looks like a Russian oligarch, and AV is about to go for more martinis straight for the Big Martini! Who even is on the Islanders? Is that Tavares guy still there?
PJ: Philadelphia Flyers -115
Once again, I don’t know anything about hockey. Once again, I do have the best best bet record on this pod so you should trust me. Also, Gary is an Islanders fan so screw him!