We’re sharks. Not like Great White’s, but like those cool sharks that don’t murder innocent people. You know, like Whale Sharks, the one’s that have a mouth like your old ass grandfather when he takes his dentures out. That doesn’t mean we bring you picks that we don’t believe in. Instead of analysis this is all based on gut instinct and homerism. Just the way gambling was intended.
After everyday standings will be held on which one of us is making or losing you the most money.
Standings as of 8/14:
Nonetheless here are the picks for today August 15th, 2020
Gary: Man City -530
Editors Note (Kyle): What a sucker pick. Way to go out on a fucking limb Gary. Guess we’re mailing it in on the weekend now? Hey everyone go put your rent money on Man City just to win a measley $100.
Kyle: Avalanche ML -182
A mans pick. The Avalanche are SCORCHING. Coyotes have no business skating with the boys from Denver. Take this one to the bank and take the Mrs. on a nice socially distanced date. Moroccan might I suggest?
*I’m parlaying them with the Canes ML for +199 odds. Care to join?
UPDATE: TUKKA RASK IS OPTING OUT AND HEADING HOME FROM THE BUBBLE! HAMMER THOSE CANES!
— Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) August 15, 2020
PJ: Phillies -162
Listen, I know what you’re thinking. PJ, you just loss back to back best bets on the Philly teams why pick one again? Thats a great question. The answer is I never lost 3 best bets in a row this is a lock!!!!