Sports are back! We find out that PJ is an elitist because he had an au pair growing up and prefers Cold Stone over Rita’s. We power rank our favorite characters in the Mathisse Thybulle vlogs, NBA is doing everything right…in North America, the NFL forgot a season was happening and now they have no Coronavirus plan, & thank you Zach Wheeler’s kid for being born. Kanye West goes nuts on Twitter conveniently as he has an album supposedly coming out Friday. Then we finish with Jason’s Life Advice about impulse buying.