What the fuck is this kid doing? Who makes this their first move?
What’s the geometry curriculum like down in Puerto Vallarta? Has this kid never heard of an isosceles triangle? Pythagorean Theory not ring a bell? I mean this guy let a dead guy score on him. There’s no chance anyone at this place is going to let this kid play in the local favela league after this performance. As a star 9 year old goalie I knew that it was all about anticipating your opponents next move. It’s pretty easy to anticipate when your opponent is in a box and doesn’t have a pulse.
How awesome would it have been if he would’ve saved it and just finger wagged the casket Mutumbo style to hell?