Is This Kid Who Let A Dead Guy Score A Goal On Him The Worst Goalie Ever?


What the fuck is this kid doing? Who makes this their first move?


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What’s the geometry curriculum like down in Puerto Vallarta? Has this kid never heard of an isosceles triangle? Pythagorean Theory not ring a bell? I mean this guy let a dead guy score on him. There’s no chance anyone at this place is going to let this kid play in the local favela league after this performance. As a star 9 year old goalie I knew that it was all about anticipating your opponents next move. It’s pretty easy to anticipate when your opponent is in a box and doesn’t have a pulse.

How awesome would it have been if he would’ve saved it and just finger wagged the casket Mutumbo style to hell?



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