I feel like converting someone from a Cowboys fan to an Eagles fan is like getting your buddy to not join ISIS. Like you find out he’s been in ISIS chat rooms for the last 6 months and you heard him whisper “Death to America” under his breath that one time. Then you got all his family together, had an intervention, and convinced him America was the good guys. Can’t explain it more clearer than that.
I don’t know what it is about star Philly athletes and the Cowboys. Allen Iverson had flaws. I get that. None bigger than this one.
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Unless Bryce is some sort of double agent and he’s working for Cuba (Cowboys) and infiltrated the CIA (Eagles) like during the JFK administration. In that case…
