Jewish Kids In Brooklyn Protest Summer Camp Closing In The Most Jewish Protest Of All Time

 

 

https://twitter.com/JFNYC1/status/1271248289015435264?s=20

 

Anarchy in the streets of Williamsburg! There’s nothing Jews love more than camp. Circumcision, taking over the family business, Sandy Koufax, and sleepaway camp. Jews absolutely live for camp. If you have a Jewish friend ask them about their time at camp growing up. Their eyes will light up. You think Jews would hate anything to do with camps. Instead these kids are riding through the streets of Williamsburg protesting the fact they’re not going to see their buddy Jacob all summer because of Coronavirus. I haven’t seen that many sideburns since the Civil War re-enactment in Gettysburg.

This was the Jewiest protest ever. This is like the urban version of Children of the Corn. “We want camp” is going to go down with “No Justice, No Peace” when people mention the great protests of 2020. There were bikes with milk crates attached typically used for picking up the bread and milk for father, Razor scooters, and this kid on his Hoverboard and stunting on all the poor Hasidic kids.

 

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Hey kids maybe if you could spell Mayor, De Blasio would take your protest seriously.

 

 

I mean this kid has a receding hairline at 4 and a stain all over his shirt. Act like you’ve been there before kid.

 

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This kid looks like David Cross’ in Scary Movie 2.

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Open the damn camps De Blasio before these kids start looting all the the Whole Foods and dive bars in Williamsburg. It’ll be the hipster version of Kristallnacht.

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