That’s right! I am 1-0 lifetime in handicapping #NASCAR. And by handicapping I read one FanDuel article that said Kevin Harvick is an easy winner at +430. Doesn’t matter. I had to still do the research and I did. Who cares that I also put money on Kurt Busch 15 minutes before he failed inspection 3 times and had to start a lap back?
He finished 6th and probably would’ve won the whole thing at +1600 if it wasn’t for his crew trying to cheat. You ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying.
Who cares that I had no idea this wasn’t Kurt Busch? I just assumed the Busch Light sponsorship on the hood was his. I mean Kevin Harvick is kinda stealing valor here right?
I didn’t even know what driver I was rooting for and I won. #NASCAR gambling always this easy or am I just a sharp? Doesn’t matter it’s still money in my pocket. Sunday ice cream on me, for me, by me.
Also, get stronger Bubba because I’m not done handicapping #NASCAR. Once you feel that first taste of victory it’s like a shot of adrenaline to the veins. We’re on to the Blue-Emu Maximum Pain Relief 500. #NASCAR races have the greatest names.