https://twitter.com/TheoShantonas/status/1268267543262834689
I’ve never seen someone so confident in their pussy game. You want to have your brains fucked out? Drop your gun and badge and come back with this chick. She loves to hate fuck the shit out of people. You know how horny these cops are? Even the married ones? Everyone’s been locked up in their houses unable to go to any bars. There’s been absolutely no fucking in three months. Just imagine the huge orgy people are going to have once we’re allowed out again. I would say I’m surprised not one of these cops jumped at the chance to do it, but cops love pensions. No cop in their right mind would give up their pension and be paid to not work. I obviously don’t understand economics, but I’m so confused how a pension doesn’t run out at one point.
I love this guy actually thinking about it. If you could see inside his head right now it’d be a bunch of gears whizzing and shit. He’s thinking this riot shield is kinda heavy and she is kinda bad. It’s 80 degrees and he’s in riot gear. Will your boss be that mad? They’re outnumbered already 4 to 1.
Or this guy who told her he was married. Dude the first one to talk to her is automatically the horniest cop there. It’s you smelt it, you dealt it and you lit a nuclear warhead sized fart. You think this woman freely offering up pussy cares that you’re married dude? You think it was necessary to set boundaries with the protestor willingly building a prostitution case not in her defense? She doesn’t care if you’re married to Beyonce. If you denounce the police force she’ll probably make your craziest dreams come true. This dude has 0 willpower. He was hard as fuck in his tactical gear.
This guy wouldn’t have one clue what to do with this chick. He looks like a cries after sex guy.
This guy needs SEC football back this fall more than anything. Just some lawn cut, a Busch, and Roll Tide.
She might as well have not even filmed this guy. He wants no part of fucking anything. That dude looks like the force performed a lobotomy on him when he joined and now he is just out on the front lines holding a riot shield with his arms crossed ready at all times. The yellow tactical glasses speak volumes.
I’ve seen this porn before. “Slut Gets Caught Robbing House And Officer Makes Her Pay”
I can’t wait for the love story between the cop that left the force today and this woman when they tell their kids how they first met. Well kids, Mommy was giving away pussy that day…
P.S. This would be such a twist ending M. Night Shymalan couldn’t have even predicted if she learned all these negotiation tactics from reading Art of the Deal.
