Get This 103 Year Old Boozehound A 30 Rack Of Bud Light To The Face Stat For Beating Corona

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How long until this granny has a lifetime supply of (1 years worth) Bud Light hanging out on her porch when she gets out of the hospital? At least put her in next year’s Bud Light Super Bowl commercial. Maybe she can play the Bud Knight. The boozehound should have her choice of pick. I mean she beats a disease that took out 300k worldwide and the first she does is crush some Bud Lights like she’s in the Monster seats at Fenway.

How about this Masshole family putting the kebash on Grandma so soon?

Jennie Stejna’s family said what they thought were their final goodbyes after she tested positive for Covid-19, among dozens of other residents at a nursing home in Massachusetts. But, against all odds, the ‘feisty’ Polish grandma beat the disease – and toasted her recovery with an ice cold beer.

 

I know the Polish are used to surrendering at the drop of the hat, but Granny ain’t like the other Pollocks. And even if she was ready to go with Christ brah, at least she came to grips with it in the most bad ass way.

Jennie’s health went on to worsen, and when her son-in-law Adam asked if she was ready to go to heaven, she replied: ‘Hell yes.’

 

 

That’s a lady who’s lived through two pandemics, two World Wars, AIDS, Herbert Hoover, the Great Depression, Human Centipede 1, 2, & III, the Soviet Union…

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio, Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom, Brando, “The King and I” and “The Catcher in the Rye”, Eisenhower, vaccine, England’s got a new queen, Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye.

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev, Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc, Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron, Dien Bien Phu falls, “Rock Around the Clock”, Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn’s got a winning team, Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland, Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev, Princess Grace, “Peyton Place”, trouble in the Suez.

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac, Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, “Bridge on the River Kwai”, Lebanon, Charlse de Gaulle, California baseball, Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide, Buddy Holly, “Ben Hur”, space monkey, Mafia, Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go, U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy, Chubby Checker, “Psycho”, Belgians in the Congo.

Hemingway, Eichmann, “Stranger in a Strange Land”, Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion, “Lawrence of Arabia”, British Beatlemania, Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson, Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex, JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say.

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again, Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock, Begin, Reagan,, Palestine, terror on the airline, Ayatollah’s in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan, “Wheel of Fortune”, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide, Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz, Hypodermics on the shores, China’s under martial law, Rock and roller cola wars, I can’t take it anymore

You know. Just a lot of shit the boozehound had to go through in her 103 years on this rock.

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