Where was Wolverine or Storm or Cyclops? Evan Magneto you have to think would’ve given it a thought to join Professor X to stop the Target looting. You have to protect big box store bargains. Does X know his rewards points can be used at other stores nationwide right? Instead Professor X became Professor XXX and got a Bukkake to the face from a fire extinguisher.
Fire extinguisher bukkake in 3…
When Professor X get’s home he’s putting a chain on the mansion like Coach Carter did on the gym. No one’s practicing their superpowers anytime soon.
Did this guy hear about the riots and the first thing he grabbed was his iPad? Most of those only run on WiFi. Did he splurge for the 4G version? Just imagine the kinda footage of this whole thing he got and we’re sitting here with the iPhone X version of the matter.
Man at one time in my life I want to be apart of a loot. Not like an inner city loot of a bodega where the owner definitely has a sawed off shotgun behind the counter. But like a loot in Haverford where the scariest thing someone has is like a nail file. Look how fun this looks.
What were some of these people thinking though? I mean have some respect yourselves. This lady had her choice of the whole entire store and she got two lamps?
This guy got a dust buster?
You gotta go big or don’t come at all. Look at these people and their mini-fridge they can barely carry to go along with an Instant Pot, a duvet, some beach towels for their trip to Lake Minnetonka this weekend. That’s how you loot. That’s what separates the men from the boys in this situation.
P.S. It’s always the AutoZone. I don’t know why, but it’s always the AutoZone that get’s the worst of it. Enough is enough. AutoZone has to incorporate some “Protest Insurance” or something because there’s no chance Progressive is taking on them as a client when the chances of an inferno being set to their building is 4/1.
Damn this dude’s going to have so many protest shorties jumping in his DM’s.
“Hey, I saw you outside of the AutoZone Inferno, but I was too scared to say hi. Ya know cuz of the fire. Just wanted to say I think you’re cute. ☺️”