Khloe Kardashian Is The Many Faced God

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I don’t know how the laws of aging or plastic surgery work, but picture #1 and picture number #7 ain’t the same person Jack. When did Khloe Kardashian become an enemy of Batman’s? Women are not supposed to reverse age and become hotter in their 30s then they were in their 20s. That’s reserved for men who turn into silver foxes and a couple facial dimples from years in the mineshaft. Those are the rules. If you don’t like it, take it up with evolution. But Khloe Kardashian is kicking that theory in the fucking face. This is the ultimate argument against “Money doesn’t buy happiness”. If it doesn’t buy happiness, well it buys sex appeal and a pretty good fucking surgeon. Khloe Kardashian is looking like a rocket at age 35. Maybe makeup contour is becoming the new push-up bra and you don’t know what you’re going to wake up too when you pick up someone in a dimly lit bar. 10s could become 4s. Maybe you curved that 10 because she’s a rookie in the contour game and she’s not going to reach her prime for another 2 years when she discovers a makeup tutorial online. You passed on Steve Nash for Kwame Brown because you’re selfish.

I feel like Khloe could be the new poster for evolution they hang up in science classrooms.

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You can’t be mad at Khloe though. She found her niche even if it is just sitting on an operating table and having cheek fat displaced to her ass and her cheekbones grated like parmesan. She could really just be like Homer when he pulled all his fat back.

 

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Maybe she’s clipped like a Tostitos bag and one wrong facial movement and we’ve got a Violet Beauregarde situation on our hands.

 

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