Fingers Crossed I’m Going To Be Accepted To This Post-Pandemic Orgy In Philly

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Nothing better than to have something to look forward to once the pandemic is over.  Some people are planning trips, others just want to go to bars,  and some are trying to make up for all the fucking they missed out on during the lockdown.

Refreshments provided? Say less. Craig Lester is about to be on the guest list.

 

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Hey,

I saw your flyer for the Post Pandemic Pan-Philadelphia Orgy on South Street and am interested in next steps. Good news is I’m 83% sure I have the anti-bodies. Back in December I had a vicious head cold and like 4/5 symptoms. Happy to send you a vial of my blood from my blood bank or my 23 and Me results for the background. 
Guessing this is Avengers themed? Love it. I just wanted to get ahead of claiming dibs on on Dr. Strange before everyone else. Hands like a surgeon;). Outgoing and adventurous, but don’t need to be the center, and can disintegrate into the background(Avengers joke, but you already knew that). I know orgy’s are all about teamwork. Who are the 90s Bulls without Rodman and Steve Kerr right?
I will not fuck a Cowboys fan. 
Hoping to hear from you about the gangbang soon. Stay safe!
Craig
I’ll report back when they respond. All I want to do is have anonymous sex.

 

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