Editor’s Note: This is Sergeant Smut. There’s no frills with this guy. The guy just loves to bring smut to his beloved fans every evening. Sergeant Smut will do the heavy lifting so you don’t have too.
Introducing Katie Bell (katiebellofficial). The “guess what I’m thinking about?” Queen. A 5 Alarmer to get you through the rest of the week.
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