How About NBC10 Showing This Woman Going Tits Out For The Boys On The Wildwood Beach

 

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The Wildwood mayor opens up the beaches Friday and now we’ve got the NBC10 camera guy going Peeping Tom on some MILF giving kids a show. Imagine the surprise back tat guy is in for once he turns around and is face to face with a couple of Gerber servers.

Camera guys are the horniest dudes in the game. Look at the dumper that was on Fox29 while they were interviewing the Wildwood mayor about. I feel like these horn dog camera guys just jerk off to B Roll footage all day.

 

 

1st round pick ass right there. I’m pretty sure only covering your ass with dental floss goes against the FCC guidelines on nudity, but fuck it, this is Fox. Who do you think was harder when they saw this clip Jerrick or the Wildwood mayor? I wouldn’t be surprised if both experienced blood rushing to their dick for the first time in years.

 

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I know we’re supposed to be outraged they’re opening the beaches in Wildwood when New Jersey is one of the worst hit spots in the U.S., but I don’t think it’s crazy. Wildwood beaches are HUMONGOUS. It takes like 15 minutes to walk from boardwalk to ocean. As long as people aren’t assholes and social distance/wear masks than being on the beach shouldn’t be a problem.

It is hilarious though that the mayor of Wildwood is basically the real life mayor in Jaws.

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Honestly the pervert cameraman wasn’t even the most absurd part of this video. Look at this beached whale and her mate out for a cig break in their finest cargo shorts, Harley Davidson graphic cutoff tee, and Wranglers. Nothing better than parking your Harley on Schellenger Ave, walking the two miles to get to the ocean, just to hang out with the sea turtles and smoke a red.

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P.S. Camera guys are hilariously horny. If you’ve never seen the C Roll sex stuff Deadspin (yes Deadspin before they turned into the white Knight’s of the internet) did back in the day of camera guys catching people fucking in the rafters, it’s honestly insane what used to go on back in the day – ALL NSFW obviously. Sex at the Blue Jays Game, Sex in the Coliseum Cheap Seats, some chick fucking herself with a flagpole in the NASCAR infield. OTPHJ threesome on top of the Green Monster. Nip slips, fans flashing the cameramen, people naked in hot tubs. I think I counted 100 different instances in these videos that would never fly today. The 80s and 90s looked fucking wild. I know they call World War II, the Greatest Generation but shit, the 80s and 90s seemed like they could go toe to toe for other reasons.

This guy couldn’t wait to get home to develop his film at the drug store.

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