“I Wonder What’s Inside Your Butthole” Is The Undisputed Bop Of Quarantine

 

Move over Lindsay Lohan’s Back to Me (#2 Quarantine Bop). What’s Inside Your Butthole is making me wonder what’s actually inside my butthole. When you write a song you hope to evoke different emotions from the listener and make them question their inner most thoughts. Could there be astronauts in my butthole? Could there be aliens? I don’t know.  All I know is it might be time for my first colon screening at 27 because I kinda want to know what’s actually in my butthole. It’s poop. It’s definitely poop.

Honestly, I wish I was as curious as this girl. This girl’s already thinking outside of the box at 5 years old and I can only regurgitate the same point about Jalen Hurts on a podcast that’s already been made 10x previously. I can definitely outplay her in guitar with 0 lessons so I guess I win on that side. Her stage presence could be better too. She looks terrified on camera. Which I guess is good if you’re the dad because porn is definitely off the table for future career.

Welp, this blog just took a turn. Happy Sunday everyone.

Release the remix on New Music Fridays.

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