How About This Fucking Animal 104 Year Old Woman Who Beat The Spanish Flu And Coronavirus

SOURCE – Ida Acconciamessa has survived stage 4 melanoma, faced two broken hips, and lived through the Spanish Flu. Now, at 104 years old, she just beat the coronavirus

“We really didn’t think she was going to be able to pull through this,” her daughter, 77-year-old Barbara Senese, told CBS News. “She wasn’t even able to speak. She was lifeless. And now she’s eating. She’s talking.”

 

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Holy shit, stay hot Ida! How about this old coot taking down the flu from three separate continents in her lifetime. Europe, China, America. Watch your fucking ass penguins and polar bears because Ida’s coming for the Arctic flu next if you even have the balls to show your face. Not to mention she’s had hip surgery twice and even beat cancer. But it was melanoma and I know we’re supposed to say fuck all cancer, so FUCK CANCER! But let’s be honest melanoma is the Billy Ripken of cancer.

How about Ida’s 77 year old daughter giving up on her mother right off the bat?

“We really didn’t think she was going to be able to pull through this,” her daughter, 77-year-old Barbara Senese, told CBS News. “She wasn’t even able to speak. She was lifeless. And now she’s eating. She’s talking.”

 

Barbara was definitely the daughter who didn’t amount to anything in life and was always left checking in on mom to help her out around the house because she worked only two days a week. She’s been planning Ida’s demise since she was 85 and is livid she just won’t die.

I mean Barbara was probably getting a party ready that she masked as a “Celebration of Life” for her mother after she was knocking on death’s door.

 

Other times, when the family tried to video chat with Acconciamessa through a service the nursing facility provides, “ninety percent of the time, my mother was out of it, totally. Eyes closed, in a bed no response,” Senese said.

The family was afraid that due to her age, and recently recovering from both a fractured hip and another highly contagious infection called c.diff, that it was unlikely for her to pull through the coronavirus. The virus can be particularly deadly for elderly people who already have compromised immune systems.

 

But nope. Ida is like Tyson in his prime. Larry Holmes (melanoma). Peace. Michael Spinks (Spanish Flu). KO in the 1st round. Trevor Berbick (Corona). I’ll take that title and be crowned the youngest heavyweight champion ever. You know Ida’s about to bite the bullet thanks to some Buster Douglas type disease like shingles or the mumps because she got too cocky.

Like Marvin Hagler said, “It’s tough to get out of bed to do roadwork at 5am when you’ve been sleeping in silk pajamas.”

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