Editor’s Note: This is Sergeant Smut. There’s no frills with this guy. The guy just loves to bring smut to his beloved fans every evening. Sergeant Smut will do the heavy lifting so you don’t have too.
I’ll be honest with you – I’m not a big anime guy. Wouldn’t know the first thing about it outside of Pokemon, but fuck I’ll dress up as Ash fucking Ketchum’s taint if you can pull chicks like Halsey at those conventions. Have you seen that “You Should Be Sad” music video?! Give a raise to that Doc for those bolt ons!