Editor’s Note: Introducing Sergeant Smut. There’s no frills with this guy. The guy just loves to bring smut to his beloved fans every evening. Sergeant Smut will do the heavy lifting so you don’t have too.
This one will stretch multi-generational. I’m just trying to spread wealth outside of the 18-35 demo. There’s a chance a 15 year old kid out there has never heard of Pamela Anderson. Well if you’re reading this take the hottest Instagram model you follow and quadruple that. That was Pamela Anderson.
Who should Serg feature next in SSEC? Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.