John Hightower’s Grandma Is “Going To Fucking Philly”!

 

John Hightower’s grandma is going to fit right in with all Philly grandmoms. She probably already cooks a mean roast, makes you call her twice a week to catch up, and sends you a card for every holiday, even random ass one’s like Labor Day and Flag day. The Eagles have now cornered the grandmother market. Between John Hightower’s grandma and this D Lot Diva pussy popping all over the joint Philly has to have the rowdiest grandmothers per capita.

 

 

If you ever wondered what the full lifecycle of an Eagles fan is like, here it is:

 

 

 

 

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