No one has ever looked like more of a Serial Spitter than Jackie McBride. She has the eyes of a young Charlie Manson.
This lady was caught in less than 24 hours. You know how hard it is to be caught in less than 24 hours in a city of 2 million people? I haven’t left my house in 3 days to go outside. But, people despise this chick. Once the picture of her was released the Philly PD received a billion tips on her name, address, whereabouts, etc. Look at this quote from Philly PD:
Police released the photo of the suspect and asked for the public’s help to identify her.
Tips poured into police — and to Philly Mag. Early in the day on Thursday, a local fitness entrepreneur told us that the woman in the photo was named Jacqueline McBride. And sure enough, police arrested McBride later on Thursday.
Imagine being that unlikeable that people just dime you out in a matter of seconds. You have to be a pretty shitty person for someone to turn you in that quickly let alone multiple people. I just imagine someone sitting on their couch watching 6ABC and a picture of Jackie rolls along and them shooting up like Leo in Once Upon A Time in Hollywood.
If you’re the judge you have to lock up Jackie until the Corona is over. Can’t have people running around spitting all over each other like it’s the South Park episode where they’re playing Ookie Mouth. I imagine this Di Bruno Bros. showdown went something like this guy arguing with a yak.
