Editor’s Note: Introducing Sergeant Smut. There’s no frills with this guy. The guy just loves to bring smut to his beloved fans every evening. Sergeant Smut will do the heavy lifting so you don’t have too.
Introducing the most talented SSEC winner in the history of The Wooderboys, Paige Spiranac (_paige.renee).
I feel like this should be playing while you scroll. THE CANNONs!
Who should I feature next in SSEC? Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.