Only in Philly can you have a neighbor trying to blow up cats with C4 they bought on the internet pic.twitter.com/MXrIbLL7Pe
— Bobby English (@RobbyFont17) April 14, 2020
If you don’t have the NextDoor app I don’t know what you’re waiting for. It’s a hodgepodge of people complaining, trying to sell shit, and talking about the newest restaurant or bar coming into the neighborhood. But once in a while you get posts like this crazy bitch and it makes the app all worth it. Fucking Carol went on the internet and bought fucking DYNAMITE to scare away cats. She used an instrument of war to warn a bunch of cats to stop touching her hibiscus plant. Where can you even buy See4 off the Internet? Carol doesn’t understand that See4 is an explosive, but somehow ended up on the Dark Web and ordered it. And how about it getting to delivered to her house during a pandemic? I can’t even get Lysol wipes within 100 miles of my place and Carol’s getting C4 because some cats are purring too loudly at night.
There’s no doubt Carol watched Tiger King for the third time and instantly bought some tannerite at her local Wal-Mart.
Carol’s are a different breed man. This Carol, Carole Baskin, Carol’ers. All of them.
