It’s Almost Impossible That Chase Utley Retired And Managed To Become Even Hotter


I knew Chase Utley still had some left in the tank, but HOLY SHIT! He’s gotten better looking with age. He’s putting an absolute beatdown on this Silver Fox look. You know every mom loves when it’s Chase’s time to do car-pool for the neighborhood kids. Moms just leaking in their Lululemon yoga pants eye fucking the shit out of Chase to throw them a bone while he pulls up in the family’s Toyota Sienna. He could still be pulling Philly 10s in the present without even mentioning his name. He’s got a jawline that could cut granite.

Someone call Sergeant Smut to get Chase a feature on the Evening Cut!



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Chase Utley you are the (hottest) man!


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