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This Volleyball Dog’s Teammate Should Get His Ass Kicked In The Locker Room Postgame

by KyleApril 4, 2020no comment
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Saturday’s pepper session 🐶🏐 . . . #volleydog #fivb #quarantinelife #volleyball #beachvolleyball #nvbf #beachvolleyvikings #flatcoatedretriever

A post shared by Mathias Berntsen (@mathiasberntsen96) on Apr 4, 2020 at 4:08am PDT

 

If I’m this dog I’m kicking the guy in the headband’s ass once we go back to the locker room. Look at this perfect set up from the Norwegian Air Bud!

 

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You have to bury that ball through Greta’s fucking throat! We’re trying to win a fucking point here and you’re going to give that ball a love tap like this is a friendly competition. Luftknopp (Air Bud in Norwegian) is working his fucking ass off to put you in position to spike that ball through the Earth. This is why we dominate Norway every four years in the Summer Olympics. No killer instinct. You think Brian Dawkins would come up lame on this shot? Fuck no. He’d put a hole through that girls chest. Probably dance all over her dead body screaming “HALLELUJAH!”

The fact you kept them around to live another day is why you ended up losing the point.

 

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Every digger that’s played volleyball knows you got to get lower than that. Left poor Air Bud in a vulnerable position and he wasn’t able to regroup in time to set you up for the spike. But I guess nowadays athletes rather go “viral” showing off how good their dog is at volleyball, then showing the competitive fire to dominate the competition. You think your dog knows what Instagram is? He’s out here for the love of the game. Sad what sports have become.

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