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Some 89 Year Old Formula One Billionaire Just Got His Wife Pregnant

by KyleApril 2, 2020no comment
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SOURCE – Former Formula 1 boss Bernie Ecclestone is set to become a father for the fourth time at the age of 89 with his wife Fabiana Flosi.

The billionaire businessman, who is currently at his farm near Sao Paul, Brazil amid the coronavirus crisis, is said to be gearing up to welcome his first son in July.

Mr Ecclestone, a grandfather-of-five, confirmed he and his 44-year-old wife are expecting a child to Swiss newspaper Blick today.

The new addition, who will be born not long before Mr Ecclestone’s 90th birthday in October, will be his fourth child. He also has three daughters. 

 

The Wooderboys is quickly becoming your source for all geriatric content! First we’ve got RBG bench pressing Coronavirus and now we’ve got fucking 90 year olds with some gas still left in the tank. I’d be blowing dust out of my dick by the time I hit 75. Our guy Bernie is pumping chicks with seed to create some kind of super baby. We need to study Bernie’s jizz. Think about it. This guy was around before WWII. The guy probably owned a Model T. HE HAS A DAUGHTER WHO IS 65 YEARS OLD. Imagine a kid 65 years your junior calling you his sister.

Who’s diaper does the wife change first?

I honestly can’t believe it. This guy is still putting babies in people. Imagine if this baby got Bernie’s looks. Nightmare city.

 

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