Joe Exotic Has Coronavirus

 

SOURCE – Netflix’s Tiger King star Joe Exotic has contracted coronavirus in prison.

The reality star and big cat owner, 57, is currently serving a 22-year sentence at a federal prison in Texas, for 17 charges of animal abuse and two counts of murder for hire.

His fourth husband Dillon Passage, 24, recently spoke out to say he was concerned Joe would contract the potentially deadly virus, as it was present in his prison.

Joe had been self-isolating but has now contracted the virus, according to a report from the prison.

 

That bitch Carole Baskin finally got to Joe Exotic now that he’s holed up in an Oklahoman prison with no where to go. It wasn’t enough for her weirdo husband Howard to sue Joe into oblivion. She’s now committed biological warfare.

 

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If you think a little Covid is going to kill the Tiger King you’ve got another thing coming. Remember the Jeff Lowe put cologne on his shoe? If a man can survive that he can survive anything.

 

 

You can’t kill what is already dead. Look what Carole Baskin did to poor Joe. Taking the bleach blonde out of Joe Exotic’s mullet is bad enough. No eyebrow piercings or ear piercings that made him look like Xerxes from ‘300’ either?

 

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Listen, if someone doesn’t try to breakout the Tiger King when he’s not under strict security lockdown any longer, then I’ve loss touch with the common people. Get the guy with no legs to bail him out. That dude could get an army of former weirdos from the zoo to bust Joe out.

Congrats to Joe though. You know he’s eating his new found fame up. Probably told his new husband to leak the information to the press to keep that 15 minutes of fame going. Joe Exotic is the greatest marketer this world has ever seen. Condoms with the slogan “Because if you don’t vote for me, you’ll be screwed”. Genius! And who can forget this flawless photoshop for his Presidential campaign?

 

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Get well soon, King.

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